Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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