I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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