So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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