do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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