grandma shit on top of the toilet
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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