Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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