margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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