My liver just broke up with me...
I bet he comes in French.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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