? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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