I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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