Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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