dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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