woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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