Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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