You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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