Sponge bath it is.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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