it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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