Sorry, I don't speak sober.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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