Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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