so that wasnt chicken after all
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
