she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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