Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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