My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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