So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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