I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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