Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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