Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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