Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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