The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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