I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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