My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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