when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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