You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Randomize