Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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