did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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