soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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