I'm really into asian looking animals
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i dont even know how to be here
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
