so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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