I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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