at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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