You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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