whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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