i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
tell me about the eggs
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