You're completely useless in the revolution.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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