Dual....:-)
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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