even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You pole danced in your parka.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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