Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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