and you said cock pushups were impossible
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
