Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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