if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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