Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
