You surviving the open bar?
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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