Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
