sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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