do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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