i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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