i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's not cheating when I paid for it
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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