i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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