turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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