My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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