So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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