Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
